2005 Mini Cooper completely dead
 

Hey all! I have a 2005 Mini Cooper Base that's is completely unresponsive. No cranks, no dashboard light turning on, air horn and door lock do not work, the car itself does not answer to my key fob, no response when turning the key whatsoever. I changed the battery 2 months ago so I don't know what is causing all of this. :( help me please! Thank you!

Are you sure that the battery that you put in is charged? It sounds like you are still getting no power. Make sure all you connections are correct and tight. Maybe try hooking up jumper cables from another car and see it that makes any difference.

That's scary. I'm about to go buy one in the next hour or so. Good luck and hopefully timethechef is correct about the battery.