This is exactly what not to do on this site
 

In dry cold weather of autumn ,winter and spring, static electricity is common place and people always are zapped by static when when closing or opening car door and touching the vehicle doors or TV screen or computer screen or computer box and other electric equipment，taking off clothes, pressing button in elevator, embracing baby, and kissing lovers, etc.
The below is something about the static hazard to human health :
1. Static may cause all kinds of cardiovascular disease (arrhythmia, tachycardia, etc.);
2. Static may cause myocardial infarction or cerebral thrombosis for the elderly;
3. Static may cause pregnant women in progesterone levels dropped to abortion or premature, or even to fetal deformity;
4. Static may inhibit male hormones of the elderly, and cause the sex dysfunction;
5. Static may cause kidney deficiency;
6. Static may cause premature senility;
7. Static may cause headache, insomnia, palpitation, nausea heart, psychological fear, irritability, fatigue, etc.;
8. Static may cause dry skin, allergies, itching, erythema and pigmentation.
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Feature：
★ Innovative desgin! Powerful static absorption. Greatly reduces your chance of getting shocked
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★ LCD shown by the electrostatic charged on you
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★ Key holder design
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Tips:
The elderly; Child; Pregnant women and Neurasthenia, hypertension, heart disease and mental illness patients should pay more attention to the anti-static.Especially, the cardiovascular disease patients should prevent electrostatic hazards.


Edit: This stuff doesn't work and I'm just trying to scam you! Have a nice day.

RE: The Car Static Hazard to Human Health~!~!
 

Ok, I'm going to leave this one up as an example because this happens so often. This is a sure fire way to get banned from the site and generally make yourself look like an a-hole. These kinds of posts or anyone else promoting a service or selling anything non privately will not be tollerated. PERIOD.

-Your warm and fuzzy admin, Adam.