A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The ****," where a small **** is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The ****." Over the course of the years the woman tightened the ****, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems:

All these years, everything has been working just fine. She said " I've had to turn the **** many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the **** won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

Hehehe!!

~Amanda